Dit-dit-dit Dah-dah-dah Dit-dit-dit

previously known as "Elizabeth/Regina"

by Linda Carson

"How many men have you slept with?"

"More than three, less than a thousand."

"Is that an answer?"

"Sure. It says I'm not a novice and I'm not a pro. And leaving it vague says I'm not keeping score either."

Elizabeth/Regina won an award and production in 1990 at the Festival of Emerging American Theatre, Phoenix Theatre, Indianapolis, Indiana. It was recently revised and retitled Dit-Dit-Dit Dah-Dah-Dah Dit-Dit-Dit for a proposed production in LA, then the lead actress went to New York to pursue some other exciting career break, and the whole thing's on hold. So I've got this fresh-and-lovely script ready to go and you can take a peek at part of it.

Of course, Linda Carson holds the copyright on this script and she'd be forced to take bold action if you used it without permission or claimed it as your own. Contact me by emailing lccarson@bigblackpig.com if you want to perform this or any of my plays.